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Saturday, August 20, 2022

Poor Snow White.....

Snow White is poisoned not just once but three times. That’s right, the evil queen disguises herself as three different peasant women and tricks Snow White into taking poisoned objects three different times. You think, “When is this girl going to learn? Don’t Take Things from Suspicious Old Women! They are trying to kill you!” But she takes the stuff anyway, because shiny.

The first thing Snow White takes is a red sash. When the evil queen ties it too tightly around her ribcage, she falls down in a faint. This trick was too obvious to cause death, though, because when the dwarfs come home, they simply untie the sash and she wakes up gasping. The second thing she takes is a hair comb dipped in poison. Again the dwarves find and remove it, and all is well with Snow White. The third thing she takes is the infamous apple. This time when she takes a bite and falls down dead(ish), the dwarfs can’t find what’s wrong with her, so they assume she’s dead for real this time and put her in a nice glass coffin on top of a mountain for everybody to look at.

She remains dead until a prince sees her in the glass coffin and begs the dwarfs to let him take her home with him, so he can look at her all day. (We’ll skip this ultra-creepy prince behavior for now.) The dwarfs say yes (creep alert! creep alert!) and the princes’ servants carry Snow White’s coffin down the mountain. To everyone’s joy, however, they trip and jolt the coffin, and Snow White coughs up the piece of apple which had lodged in her throat, proving that she is not dead yet. Then she promptly gets enagaged to the guy who had been abducting her dead body (very very creepy, assuming they had never met before), and they live happily ever after, after planning the gruesome death of the evil queen at their own wedding reception.